here’s the url thing to everyone who actually sent me their urls.
ok so megan is flawless. she’s hilarious and the most clever person ever idk. i love her. and she loves me. i know she loves me. you can always count on megan to reply to /all/ of your text posts because they never leave the first page of her dash. megan follows like 50 people and i don’t understand how. it’s some super human skill because i obviously can’t stay under 110. basically, megan is a great person. i’ll be in school, minding my own business, when i’ll remember something megan said a month ago and start laughing like a hyena to myself. thanks for being a beautiful bitch megan ily and stuff.
don’t follow them!
hi charlotte. i decided i’m gonna try my best to not be a sarcastic asshole for once. i’m always mean to you when i’m talking about you but it’s not my fault cuz you do it first. no okay i’m gonna talk about how great you are. charlotte’s really the one person i talk to all the time on tumblr. ever since i got her skype tbh. it’s like a daily routine. i come home, go on tumblr, and talk to charlotte until one of us falls asleep. when i go out, charlotte gets mad at me like a possessive boyfriend. for example, just today, she got angry with me because “i abandoned her and went out to the movies with a friend.” anyway, charlotte’s really gr9. i can relate to her and stuff. she’s a cunt sometimes, but for the most part, she’s lovely. i could actually write a lot more about her but i’m not going to so yeah ok bye.
hi brianna. this is the friend i went out with today, charlotte. i’m sure you’re very jealous. okay so idk why i’m talking about you in a post this is weird but NIGGA IMMA DO IT ANYWAY. so brianna’s been my best friend for like 7 years or something. idk i lose count all the time but whatever it’S BEEN LONG ENOUGH. she’s like my other half but i’m the better half obviously lol. i was supposed to text you back but i didn’t because i’m a cunt and i don’t like texting so yeah okay. omg your birthday’s in 7 days omg ew i have to buy you something ugh. anyway, brianna is me but white, more innocent, and less amazing.
I’M SO USED TO FELINESTYLES THIS IS WEIRD omg. okay. i like your new url. that’s a quality url. i need to change my url. okay. i like you. you’re really sweet. you reply to my stupid text posts every now and then and talk to me through messages sometimes. it’s nice i feel like we have a bond. i feel like we have this friendship just waiting to be made properly. our friendship will be gr9 okay because i’m gr9 and you’re gr9. we should have ship names because i ship us like a boat that never sinks. not the titanic though because even ice bergs can’t bring us down.
oMG DIANA YOU’RE GR8. i’ve written paragraphs about how much ily before but i fEEL LIKE IT’S NOT ENOUGH BECAUSE I APPRECIATE YOUR EXISTENCE. you’re such a sweet person and i can’t believe i’m as old as your little sister but omg. you talk to me like there’s no age difference at all which i good and not annoying. not annoying is gr9. exCEPT FOR WHEN YOU CALL ME FETUS UGH you’re the only one who’s allowed to call me fetus tbh. well, you and jessi. she called me that first i think. it’s okay if jessi calls me fetus because jessi is jessi and jessi can do whatever she wants. this is about you though and i love you. diana is flawless. she used to stalk me and like /all/ of my posts when she first followed me and when velocitygirl3902852904582490658numbers was a thing. uGH MEMORIES ILY okay bye. <3
HAHAH you’re so funny